How to Levitate Yourself and Objects
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Historically
Levitation has been around for hundreds, if not thousands of years. It isn't just David Blaine's invention, nor is it David Copperfield's. Saints like St. Joseph of Coupertino and St. John of the Cross have been known for their flying skills, and holy men from India and Africa are also known to be adept at floating and flying.
But levitation can be practised by anyone, not just the elect few. It is a skill that will stand you in good stead if you take the time to acquire this handy, helpful trick.
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Uses of Levitation
Levitation can come in handy in a number of situations:
--to get that book on the top bookshelf.
Don't go get a stool and risk falling off it. Levitate yourself to the tome you need safely and efficiently.
--to save a kitty stuck in a tree. why call the fire department? they are busy catching up on their sleep at the firehouse.
Just levitate and try and grab 'said kitty' yourself.( Let's hope your 'Mr. Wiskers' will not be startled by a flying man in his bathrobe.)
--to escape a mugger. don't endanger your life and don't give him your wallet just to appease.
No!
just levitate and watch his reaction as you float to the local precinct to report him!
--having a beach party? Why go for stale jokes and dorky impressions of Dick Cheney singing 'My love does it good?
Instead, levitate over your friends. It will go over much better I assure you.
--got a bad back from sleeping on a hard, cheap mattress, but your husband can't afford a new one? No problem!
levitate and sleep on the softest substance known to science...air.
How to Levitate
1. Raise your consciousness using your favourite consciousness-raising technique.
2. Levitate by raising yourself off the ground.
3. Levitate slowly at first,so as not to loose control. Just a few feet off the ground should do it the first time.
(note: If you find you are loosing control, try tying yourself to the bedpost to avoid accidents.)
Things to try
--try pointing your focus at another object. Try something lite like a playing card. See if you can just make it ruffle a bit then when it does, levitate it up and down and see if your dog tries to chase it.
If so you might try the dog next. But be careful. You don't want your doggy floating accidentally out the window. Might startle Mrs. Olivetti next-door to see your Pekingese floating past her window when she is having her morning crumpet.
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For Husbands
--now if you are beginning to feel more confident, try this. When your wife comes in to see why you are not pounding together another bookcase for her, or out raking the leaves, just focus on her feet and make them do a little 'samba' in double time. See if it doesn't make her forget all about the bathroom tiles she wants to re-grout or the shopping trip she wants you to take with her to buy purses. This may just have put it out of her mind!
For Wives
Hubby making advances at times when you are not feeling 'amorous'? Just do this.
Focus your powers and levitate him into a cold shower.
Guaranteed to put him off while you get a good night's sleep!
--Can you levitate heavy objects? Why not? I do it all the time. The trick is to forget it's heavy. Remember in the world of anti-gravity, everything weighs the same, except for Oprah Winfrey when she is not on a diet.
Try letting your force flow toward your car, for example, and see if you can send it down to the nearest gas station where you can call and tell the attendant to fill it up with regular and you will pay him later.
See if he doesn't oblige you just to reward you for giving him such an impressive performance? (If he doesn't you can make your car drop again and again on the bell-hose until he gives in.)
Tips
--don't do office levitation. it can get distracting and you may find your boss asking you to levitate down to the nearest unemployment office.
--watch out for low ceilings.
--don't levitate over open waters. if you fall asleep you may wake up with wet pants.
--ladies! don't levitate unless you are wearing sports-shorts under that mini-skirt. Suffice it to say you would be 'showing off' more than just your power to fly.
U.S. scientists learn how to levitate tiny objects
CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. scientists have found a way to levitate the
very smallest objects using the strange forces of quantum mechanics,
and said on Wednesday they might use it to help make tiny
nanotechnology machines. The team, including researchers at the
National Institutes of Health, has not yet levitated an object, but
Capasso said he now knows how to do it. "I started to think how can I
use these exotic quantum mechanical forces for technology," he said in
a telephone interview.
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About-the-Home: I will cover that one in my next hub! ;)
Very clever and well written. Nice hub.
Love it. I will start raising my consciousness immediately.
Mark: Good for you ! Let me know how high you go! ;)
Rob: Great words of praise are always gladly accepted! Thanks for yours!
I tired this, broke an ankle and a cofee table...im sending you the bill
O that's because you didn't follow my instructions! You should have tied yourself to the bedpost until you learned to control your levitations. tsk tsk tsk. ;)
Very nice hub! I'm levitating elegantly, ten feet in the air right now. And unlike the talentless levitator, funnebone, I'm sure I won't break any of my bones or furniture. :-)
Hmmmm.... maybe I am not concentrating enough.
Om: Good for you! I have my first real student success-story! I'm "floating on air"! :)
steph: Don't be discouraged...not everyone can do it right off the mark the way my A-student Om has done. Just keep saying to yourself ' I CAN levitate!'and you will finding yourself on the 10 o'clock News in no time!
haha, hilarious
Pretty damn hilarious. For someone like myself who likes looking at the picture, this article was rathr nformative!
mroconnell: thanks! :)
Annette: The pictures are the most fun to find. Glad you liked them.
okay.... very funny:-)
Write On!: thanks ! :)
I guess I never realized how handy levitation could be ;-)
I'll have to try your instructions sometime!
john: You never know when you might need it! thanks! :)
Lol, Woody! Thanx for this light hub! I write this from my ceiling!
Good for you Kenny! I knew you would be able to master it! ;)
Uhm, not to sound dumb, what does it mean to raise conscionunse? Is it to feel good?
Also, by "Levitate yourself of the ground", do we use our hands for that...?
Naruto: Well those are excellent questions! I do think the answer to both lies in the mystical, extra-dimensional realm of cause and effect and the contingency of life in general. Jean Paul Sartre talked about the contingency of life, so I would perhaps recommend you read his magnum opus on Consciousness and see if you can dig out the answer. I cannot put it into a short paragraph, as it is largely an experiential or rather 'existential' understanding that one requires before one can ever hope to levitate with any degree of certainty.
I find that the higher the I.Q. the greater the potential for levitation.
So a 12 year (Im not gifted) cant do it?
Also, do I sit or stand doing this?
Gah, this isnt working out to well. Can I please get a deatiled step by step guide? Im having trouble trying to follow this....
I'm working on it Woody, but I have a problem. I'm six feet off the ground, but I can't get down! Someone dial 911.
William: I hope you have found a way to get down by the time I write this. ;0 If not I suggest you get someone to learn to levitate so they can bring you your meals up there! ;)
Jean Paul Sartre talked about the contingency of life, so I would perhaps recommend you read his magnum opus on Consciousness and see if you can dig out the answer
Please, will you tell me where I may find this information?
Thank you!
Victoria
hey i dont get it iam trying my hardest it wont work
Victoria: thanks for reading!
shayne: I'm afraid to say that not everyone can levitate. But don't be discouraged...maybe you can take up another hobby...like playing bridge or running for the Govenor of California? Good luck!
i've tried everything i can't even get of the ground
i've tried for ages on the trampoline do you stand or sit it is impossible
tried to levitate couldnt
trying
what do you do to levitate the card
Wow, I just made it one foot off the ground and raced my friend while she was in her car... I beat her =P
Levitation can be useful for getting places very quickly. I wish the rest of you luck, I"m off to set up a TV and Arm Chair on my ceiling.
woody i need help can a 9 year do and also do you have to concentrate hard?
im new to this can i have some help??
well it is true that if human can go to a high level of focus they will be able to levitate. trust me I'm a scientist studying on levitation and humans.
Well I still need to see it to believe it
that was so exilerating thank you for the advice im an eleven year old and ive been trying to learn any real form of levitation for some years again thanks
i cant do it i have tried for a month now and if i did levitate how would i get down
i levitated 5 feet off the ground right in front of everyone at school
Hi there is Matthew here. I am wondering how to do levitation also how to levitate objects. I have been doing as you have suggested:
1. Raise your consciousness using your favourite consciousness-raising technique.
2. Levitate by raising yourself off the ground.
3. Levitate slowly at first,so as not to loose control. Just a few feet off the ground should do it the first time.
(note: If you find you are loosing control, try tying yourself to the bedpost to avoid accidents.)
I am wondering how you can raise your consciousness with yourself and objects. My email is mattinblack@windowslive.com if you would like to comment about these things.
Thanks
I HAVE TRIED IT TOO.IT IS FUN AND SO EASY.MY FAMILY MEMBERS SAW IT AND LIVE IT.BUT I CAN'T FIND PANT NICHOLAS 'CRISS'.I USED A TILE AND CUT IT INFRONT OF ONE LEG SIDE AND WEAR A SOCK CONNECTED WITH A CANVAS SHOE SOLE 'TAPED TOGETHER' AND THEN RAISE MY ONE LEG ONE A TOOL.BUT I MISSDIRECT THEM AND BEFORE I KEEP TWO MAGNET ON BOTH SOCKS SO, I CAN LEVITATE.
Hi my name is P.J and i just came across your site and had some questions that i need answered. I've had dreams where i was levitating and i've had these dreams for years. How do i raise my consciousness to a point to be able to levitate. Email me anytime please I feel like i have the ability to do it, i just feel like i'm missing the knowledge on how to raise my consciousness.
Thanks my email is comerpj@hotmail.com
i just tried to levitate and i ended up lifting multiple objects at once!
I don't get it? I s this real. I have always wanted to do this but I do not know if it is real.I tryed mabey I was not doing it right. I'll keep trying.Please help me.
Please help I do not get what you mean can you please word it easier to me?
What do you mean by "to levitate, lift yourself off the ground."? Do you have to jump?
wow wow wow
So, is it truly possible to levitate WITHOUT illusion? I believe in it, and truly TRULY want to learn.
amazing! i just flew to nebraska to visit my great aunt betty! ;)
wow i just lifted 4 feet off the ground!!!!!
I'm not sure if this is real. i want to try it but i don't know how to raise my consciousness. I'm only 11.
Lilly: read my upcoming Hub on My Levitation Diary...you may decide not to try it. At any event, if you do, be careful!
Wow! Before I read this hub I had no idea that levitation is so fun and easy!
what does lift your self off the ground even mean?
i dont understand how do you levitate
how do you really "raise your consionsnes"?
does it work?im not sure if i should try....
Have the airlines read this Woody? They won't appreciate you trying to put them out of business LOL
Thanks for a very funny Hub
Shin: Actually I was approached by United Airlines and they offered me ten million dollars if only I would NOT publish this Hub, but being the man of principle that I am, I refused. Hubbers deserve to levitate and I am the one to show them how to do it! Three cheers for me! ;)
what do you mean by lift yourself of the ground?
Hi Woody Marx. I am very intrigued by doing levitation.
In my last paragraphs I have tried to do your suggested ideas but is there something I am missing to doing it right?
When I am focusing on a object in my own time, I say "Levitate" in my mind. I do this for about 5-10 min max but I see the floor move a bit but not say for example a pillow.
COuld you please reply to this email as soon as possible mattinblack@maxnet.co.nz so you could teach me to raise my consciousness so when I take my son to Helensville, I could be in the car flying in NZ instead of waiting in traffic.
Matthew: I will get right back to you as soon as I come down from the ceiling...have been stuck up here for days....
could you tell me exactly how to livitate beacause i really want to do this. Email me at jordan.shelton13@yahoo.com
jordan: ask Matthew above. He seems to know the trick.
what do you mean by lift your shelf off the ground because i dont undersand what you were trying to say there plz plz plz plz put a comment in here with just a little more detail ... plz :)
mikayla: it is possible you are not doing it right. You have to start from the beginning and make sure you do each step in random order so that the ions and protons that create the light-effect of reversing gravity do not become entangled and cause you to actually stay anchored to the ground. You might want to use a spatula to pry yourself off the floor and give yourself a 'lift' that way.
how do raise your consciousness
how do you raise yourself off the ground
as in lifting yourself
Help please pleAs pleas I need help Ive cried for days how do I raise my consciousness help and is this True tht u can actually levitate if so how I mean I have been crying. Help please please
Abbie: That's your problem kid. You cannot expect to cry and levitate. You must laugh. Like in the Mary Poppins movie. The more they laughed the more they floated to the ceiling. It's one possibility anyway. I don't guarantee everyone can do it. You may have to be satisfied watching others like David Blaine and enjoying their magic.
So this is the real deal what is consciousness I told my friend I believe I can do this and if I do I'll be able to finally do something she can't do
I have tried to levitate...but i jus dont get it , plz plz help
david: You are probably not raising your consciousness properly. I hope to write another Hub about this to give more detail. As soon as I can float down from the ceiling.
thank you...but i need that hub asap
how do you raise your consiousness properly
how do you lift yourself off the ground
I just levitated to the moon, died, and my corpse came back down & got hit by an airplane. FML. I'm suing.
what do you mean by raise your sonciousness?
i am tryimg to float but i am not able to raise my conciousness or my self off the ground
how is the first step?? can u pls explain more? i dnt quite understand it..
how can i raise my consciousness? can u please give an example of raising your consciousness? is it thinking of your hobby or something? please help.. thanks... :)
can u guide us with simple words plz I am waiting faor u I hope u will guide me
i am trying it wont work but i will never stop until i get it so if you have any wise knowledge to raise my confidence and lift my self off the ground please tell me i must know
Hi Woody, Matthew here, thanks for the comments you made about raising your consciousness 6 months ago. I don't know if you know this, but do you watch Dragonball Z? Episode called Videl's Flight. There was a episode where it had Videl, Gohan's Girlfriend started to learn to fly. Is there any way that you or I can harnness that from a cartoon and use it in real life?
Like to hear from you soon
Matthew Scott
PS This email would be easier, mattinblack@maxnet.co.nz, so I would know that this is you on my email. I really use the windows live email account for internet use only.
Dragon Ball Z is my favorite show and i saw that episode i have been trying to fly like videl and goten and the other Z fighters but i cant seem to get the flow of my energy controled i fell asleep last time i tried so i guess i drained all my energy trying to fly
cool: thanks for your feedback !
I just can't get it what does it mean to Raise your consciousness?
flea: I'm afraid you have to learn to 'read between the lines' with my advice. What is it that you are missing that I have not stated or have not explained fully? Fill-in those parts with the so-called bailing-wire of the mind and you may get some results.
Above all remember this: levitation is a state of mind.
I hope that helps.
Dear woody I would like to know when your raising your concioussness page will com out please reply bye.:)
p.s. if you could cna you post a video of you levitating because it is my only dream to levitate
Hi Woody, Matthew here. Just like to say there is a website called http://www.blurtit.com if you want to look up levitation there also
Thanks
Matthew Scott
About-The-Home 3 years ago
Being able to fly - that's just an illusion.
Being able to get out of your chores - that's MAGIC!